February 14 2009

what if your penis had a smaller version of your head on it that talked, what would it say?

i can't see with all this crap in here!

Saturday, January 31 2009
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Friday, February 6 2009

We’re too good for a lot of things, but I still work, I still pay taxes, and I’m still mean to ugly people…….I mean, NICE!!!

Piss in the bitch’s ocular cavity

Friday, January 16 2009

Maybe it’s my hot tortilla face compress?!?! Or maybe the warm tortillas I’m warming my junk with right now.

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Friday, January 02, 2009

It’s not like a regular fart, it’s like super powered. My ass cheeks are parted, there’s like flames shooting from my ass.